hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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