I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
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