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• (720): View more from Colorado

  It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.

  (920): View more from Wisconsin

  You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning

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• (530): View more from California

  I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.

  (302): View more from Delaware

  Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.

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  Condoms?

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.

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  It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...

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