I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
there was a trapeze. enough said
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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