It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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