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Wipe that smile off your face.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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