"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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