we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
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