Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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