I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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