he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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