let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I booty called her while she was in labor.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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