Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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