Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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