We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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