I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
