So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
