I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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