we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Can Purell be used as lube?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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