I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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