Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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