Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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