Nicole vs. Life
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
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