he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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