he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Randomize
