New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
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