Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
