You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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