I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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