My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Life is so much better after having sex.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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