Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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