You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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