are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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