Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
