And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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