I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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