i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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