why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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