Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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