One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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