this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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