I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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