is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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