OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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