I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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