I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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