Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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