He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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