he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I'm bleeding and have questions
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