We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Randomize