hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Liz is crying about burritos again.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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