It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I woke up under a house in Key West
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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