She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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