Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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