next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Randomize
