We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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