I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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