He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Randomize
