sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
We are two peas in an std pod
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
And then he peed in my hair
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